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johnlreeb
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Red Hat Society Day.
If you see a group of red hatted women hanging out on a dark corner do not, I repeat do not answer if one of them asks you if her jeans make her *kitten* look big. Run as fast as you can. They can't run well wearing heels.
National Mani-Pedi Day.
It's OK for a guy to do the pedi part, but skip the nail polish. The toughest part would be walking into a mani-pedi place while maintaining macho manliness. Perhaps walk like John Wayne wearing construction boots, Duluth Trading Company Fire Hose Pants, NRA tee shirt and a camo baseball cap with a copy of Maxim under your arm.
School Bus Drivers' Day.
https://youtu.be/HDPlrfhSZsQ
Hug A Plumber Day.
Sure, hug a guy who sticks his hands into toilets, who knows the intimate workings of septic systems, who doesn't mind bending and reaching under dirty diner sinks showing his butt crack, but charges his time higher than your doctor.
World Penguin Day.
https://youtu.be/sqkowVU5mZI
Birthdays:
Earl Hickey, 47
Bridget Jones, 48
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, 53
Connie Corleone, 71
Frank Slade, 77
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
If you see a group of red hatted women hanging out on a dark corner do not, I repeat do not answer if one of them asks you if her jeans make her *kitten* look big. Run as fast as you can. They can't run well wearing heels.
National Mani-Pedi Day.
It's OK for a guy to do the pedi part, but skip the nail polish. The toughest part would be walking into a mani-pedi place while maintaining macho manliness. Perhaps walk like John Wayne wearing construction boots, Duluth Trading Company Fire Hose Pants, NRA tee shirt and a camo baseball cap with a copy of Maxim under your arm.
School Bus Drivers' Day.
https://youtu.be/HDPlrfhSZsQHug A Plumber Day.
Sure, hug a guy who sticks his hands into toilets, who knows the intimate workings of septic systems, who doesn't mind bending and reaching under dirty diner sinks showing his butt crack, but charges his time higher than your doctor.
World Penguin Day.
https://youtu.be/sqkowVU5mZIBirthdays:
Earl Hickey, 47
Bridget Jones, 48
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, 53
Connie Corleone, 71
Frank Slade, 77
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
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