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johnlreeb
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Hug An Australian Day.
Men, find Nicole Kidman. Do it. Women, find Keith Urban. Do it. It'll be fun. Aussies love us.
National Pretzel Day.
Free pretzels everywhere! If anyone attempts to stop and question you, just mention my name and run like hell.
World Stationery Day.
For you Millennials: stationery/ˈsteɪʃ(ə)n(ə)ri
Definition of stationery:
1: materials (as paper, pens, and ink) for writing or typing
2: letter paper usually accompanied with matching envelopes
World Intellectual Property Day.
In China this is celebrated as "Use Anyone's Idea For Anything Day".
Remember Your First Kiss Day.
Girl: Ewe! Why was your tongue in my mouth?
Boy: Yes! I slipped her some tongue.
Birthdays:
Eleanor Bishop, 33
Magic Mike, 37
Joey Jordison, 42
Melanija Knavs, 47
Kevin George Knipfing, 52
Wah Sing Ku, 54
Roger Taylor, 57
Carol Creighton Burnett, 84
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
Men, find Nicole Kidman. Do it. Women, find Keith Urban. Do it. It'll be fun. Aussies love us.
National Pretzel Day.
Free pretzels everywhere! If anyone attempts to stop and question you, just mention my name and run like hell.
World Stationery Day.
For you Millennials: stationery/ˈsteɪʃ(ə)n(ə)ri
Definition of stationery:
1: materials (as paper, pens, and ink) for writing or typing
2: letter paper usually accompanied with matching envelopes
World Intellectual Property Day.
In China this is celebrated as "Use Anyone's Idea For Anything Day".
Remember Your First Kiss Day.
Girl: Ewe! Why was your tongue in my mouth?
Boy: Yes! I slipped her some tongue.
Birthdays:
Eleanor Bishop, 33
Magic Mike, 37
Joey Jordison, 42
Melanija Knavs, 47
Kevin George Knipfing, 52
Wah Sing Ku, 54
Roger Taylor, 57
Carol Creighton Burnett, 84
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
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