What Day Is It?
Options
johnlreeb
Posts: 637 Member
National Kiss Your Mate Day.
If you require a special day for this, your someone special may not be "that special someone". Move on, hairball.
Pay It Forward Day.
Buy that impatient hairball behind you at Starbucks a triple vente frappiccino half-caf quad no-whip one pump mocha soy cinnamon dolce no foam latte to go and leave without saying a word. Pay the toll for that car behind you. Surely that guy in Starbucks and the car behind you will pay it forward for the next guy, too.
National Superhero Day.
Don your spandex and cape. Wear them on your commute and all day in your cubicle. People will take selfies with you. They will ask for your autograph. You will prevent crimes. You ARE a superhero!
Biological Clock Day.
Tick, tock, tick, tock. With every tick, with every tock you are getting older and aging faster.
National Cubicle Day.
50 some years of empowering office workers with their own private little 90 square foot worlds of sturdy pinboard and classic formica.
National Hairball Awareness Day.
You know that egocentric, personal space invader hairball in the next cubicle? Buy him a cupcake today...or just close your cubicle door.
https://youtu.be/SkP9DKnOgn0
Birthdays:
Michael Joseph Carbonaro, 35
Jessica Marie Alba, 36
Penélope Cruz Sánchez, 43
James Douglas Muir Leno, 67
Ann-Margret Olsson, 76
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
If you require a special day for this, your someone special may not be "that special someone". Move on, hairball.
Pay It Forward Day.
Buy that impatient hairball behind you at Starbucks a triple vente frappiccino half-caf quad no-whip one pump mocha soy cinnamon dolce no foam latte to go and leave without saying a word. Pay the toll for that car behind you. Surely that guy in Starbucks and the car behind you will pay it forward for the next guy, too.
National Superhero Day.
Don your spandex and cape. Wear them on your commute and all day in your cubicle. People will take selfies with you. They will ask for your autograph. You will prevent crimes. You ARE a superhero!
Biological Clock Day.
Tick, tock, tick, tock. With every tick, with every tock you are getting older and aging faster.
National Cubicle Day.
50 some years of empowering office workers with their own private little 90 square foot worlds of sturdy pinboard and classic formica.
National Hairball Awareness Day.
You know that egocentric, personal space invader hairball in the next cubicle? Buy him a cupcake today...or just close your cubicle door.
https://youtu.be/SkP9DKnOgn0Birthdays:
Michael Joseph Carbonaro, 35
Jessica Marie Alba, 36
Penélope Cruz Sánchez, 43
James Douglas Muir Leno, 67
Ann-Margret Olsson, 76
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
0
Replies
-
90 square feet of cubical space. What a luxury. I have about half that.0
This discussion has been closed.