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johnlreeb
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May is:
National Service Dog Eye Examination Month.
How do they tell the eye vet which way the "E" is pointing, which line they can read, what the letters are, and then which is better "1 or 2, 1 or 2"?
National Sweet Vidalia Onions Month.
The only reason Georgia is allowed to remain in the Union.
International Civility Awareness Month.
Perhaps this could begin with Anti-Trump protesters learning the definition.
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This is:
Choose Privacy Week.
Please close the blinds this week when undressing, dressing or showering this week.
Screen-Free Week.
It's perfectly fine to use your devices, but you must turn off the monitor, TV picture, cell phone screen.
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Global Love Day.
"Studio 54" gave this a whole new meaning.
Mother Goose Day.
If a goose has little ones nearby, she is the meanest biotch on earth.
Loyalty Day.
As of January 20th no longer observed by Liberals.
National Purebred Dog Day.
Keeping it "all in the family" has created breeds of perfectly perfect, in-bred, cousin marry cousin, brother marry sister, aunt marry nephew loony dogs.
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Birthdays:
James Dornan, 35
Katya Petrovna Zamolodchikova, 35
Samuel Timothy McGraw, 50
Donald Cragen, 67
Patsy Stone, 71
Rita Coolidge, 72
Judith Marjorie Collins, 78
Martha Jane Cannary, 165
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
National Service Dog Eye Examination Month.
How do they tell the eye vet which way the "E" is pointing, which line they can read, what the letters are, and then which is better "1 or 2, 1 or 2"?
National Sweet Vidalia Onions Month.
The only reason Georgia is allowed to remain in the Union.
International Civility Awareness Month.
Perhaps this could begin with Anti-Trump protesters learning the definition.
******
This is:
Choose Privacy Week.
Please close the blinds this week when undressing, dressing or showering this week.
Screen-Free Week.
It's perfectly fine to use your devices, but you must turn off the monitor, TV picture, cell phone screen.
*****
Global Love Day.
"Studio 54" gave this a whole new meaning.
Mother Goose Day.
If a goose has little ones nearby, she is the meanest biotch on earth.
Loyalty Day.
As of January 20th no longer observed by Liberals.
National Purebred Dog Day.
Keeping it "all in the family" has created breeds of perfectly perfect, in-bred, cousin marry cousin, brother marry sister, aunt marry nephew loony dogs.
*****
Birthdays:
James Dornan, 35
Katya Petrovna Zamolodchikova, 35
Samuel Timothy McGraw, 50
Donald Cragen, 67
Patsy Stone, 71
Rita Coolidge, 72
Judith Marjorie Collins, 78
Martha Jane Cannary, 165
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
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