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johnlreeb
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No Pants Day.
Wear clean underwear today of all days. No skirts, no gym shorts, no pants, no excuses. You may or may not spend a little quality jail time, but if everyone does it, what can they do?
Revenge of the Fifth.
This marks two days in a row for Star Wars Lispers.
International Tuba Day.
Where would we be without them? No high school or college half time shows. Ergo, no reason for amateur football. So no draft. Ergo, bad pro football. Also no marching bands. Ergo, no Independence Day parades. Where would we be without Independence Day parades? We would be bowing to a 91 year old female queen.
International Roller Derby Day.
Who doesn't love watching Ladies Roller Derby? The blockers outsmarting the jammer, the pack led by the pivot setting the pace, and the jammer getting summarily tossed over the fence and into the crowd...it's female WWE on wheels.
Save Lives Clean your Hands Day.
Think about this. You walk into a five star restaurant. Did you wash your hands before dinner? Did the dishwasher wash his/hers? Did the table setter? Did your sommelier? Did the chef? Did the bartender? Who last touched your chair? Enjoy your dinner.
Birthdays:
Adele Laurie Blue Adkins MBE, 29
Henry William Dalgliesh Cavill, 34
Kristina Louise Yothers, 44
Brian Douglas Williams, 58
Michael Edward Palin, 74
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
Wear clean underwear today of all days. No skirts, no gym shorts, no pants, no excuses. You may or may not spend a little quality jail time, but if everyone does it, what can they do?
Revenge of the Fifth.
This marks two days in a row for Star Wars Lispers.
International Tuba Day.
Where would we be without them? No high school or college half time shows. Ergo, no reason for amateur football. So no draft. Ergo, bad pro football. Also no marching bands. Ergo, no Independence Day parades. Where would we be without Independence Day parades? We would be bowing to a 91 year old female queen.
International Roller Derby Day.
Who doesn't love watching Ladies Roller Derby? The blockers outsmarting the jammer, the pack led by the pivot setting the pace, and the jammer getting summarily tossed over the fence and into the crowd...it's female WWE on wheels.
Save Lives Clean your Hands Day.
Think about this. You walk into a five star restaurant. Did you wash your hands before dinner? Did the dishwasher wash his/hers? Did the table setter? Did your sommelier? Did the chef? Did the bartender? Who last touched your chair? Enjoy your dinner.
Birthdays:
Adele Laurie Blue Adkins MBE, 29
Henry William Dalgliesh Cavill, 34
Kristina Louise Yothers, 44
Brian Douglas Williams, 58
Michael Edward Palin, 74
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
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