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johnlreeb
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National Root Canal Appreciation Day.
So easy and painless it can be performed outdoors, in a ball park, blocking home plate, by a rock and roll dentist.
National Shrimp Day.
Cindy and all of you other "can't reach-its", this is your day! Be brave. Walk tall. Oh sorry, you can't. Buy a periscope to see whatever is in those wall cabinets. Ride a ferris wheel to view the world as we see it. Those aren't elevator shoes. They're retro.
Clean Up Your Room Day.
Do this carefully. Strange things can take up residence in those piles since last May.
National Bike to School Day.
This is especially effortless for the home schooled.
Trust Your Intuition Day.
How'd that work for ya on Derby Day? on the roulette table? or that blind date? or attending that peaceful demonstration?
National Nightshift Workers Day.
Shouldn't that be Night? That woman or man standing on that dark corner is just earning a living. No need for the police.
Birthdays:
Kenan Thompson, 39
Paul David Hewson, 57
Ellen Ochoa, 59
Chris Berman, 62
Donovan Philips Leitch, 71
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
So easy and painless it can be performed outdoors, in a ball park, blocking home plate, by a rock and roll dentist.
National Shrimp Day.
Cindy and all of you other "can't reach-its", this is your day! Be brave. Walk tall. Oh sorry, you can't. Buy a periscope to see whatever is in those wall cabinets. Ride a ferris wheel to view the world as we see it. Those aren't elevator shoes. They're retro.
Clean Up Your Room Day.
Do this carefully. Strange things can take up residence in those piles since last May.
National Bike to School Day.
This is especially effortless for the home schooled.
Trust Your Intuition Day.
How'd that work for ya on Derby Day? on the roulette table? or that blind date? or attending that peaceful demonstration?
National Nightshift Workers Day.
Shouldn't that be Night? That woman or man standing on that dark corner is just earning a living. No need for the police.
Birthdays:
Kenan Thompson, 39
Paul David Hewson, 57
Ellen Ochoa, 59
Chris Berman, 62
Donovan Philips Leitch, 71
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
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