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johnlreeb
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National Odometer Day.
Did used chariot dealers have the facilities and tools to fix chariot clocks and match those to freshly detailed rolledback steeds?
(It's an old car guy thing)
National Public Gardens Day.
No one will notice the properly trimmed and maintained cannabis. After-all, you're only growing it for the health benefits of hemp oil, aren't you?
Limerick Day.
You expected to see one, didn't you?
National Nutty Fudge Day.
Warning: May contain nuts. May be processed in a factory that also processes nuts. May be baked in ovens that also bakes nuts. May be packaged in a factory that also packages nuts. May be shipped in trains and/or trucks that also ship nuts. May be sold in stores that also sell nuts. May cause sudden and painful death.
Fatigue Syndrome Day.
Maybe try getting some sleep in lieu of late night TV, or 2 martinis.
Blueberry Hill Open Dart Tournament, St. Louis, MO.
Catchers needed.
Electra Goat BBQ Cook Off & Craft Show Begins.
By popular demand, Cow Patty Bingo is back.
Happy 896th Anniversary Richard and Mrs Lionheart!
Birthdays:
Rami and Sami Malek, 36
Jim Levinstein, 39
Dorothy Ramsey, 48
Gordon Bombay, 55
Marsellus Wallace, 58
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
Did used chariot dealers have the facilities and tools to fix chariot clocks and match those to freshly detailed rolledback steeds?
(It's an old car guy thing)
National Public Gardens Day.
No one will notice the properly trimmed and maintained cannabis. After-all, you're only growing it for the health benefits of hemp oil, aren't you?
Limerick Day.
You expected to see one, didn't you?
National Nutty Fudge Day.
Warning: May contain nuts. May be processed in a factory that also processes nuts. May be baked in ovens that also bakes nuts. May be packaged in a factory that also packages nuts. May be shipped in trains and/or trucks that also ship nuts. May be sold in stores that also sell nuts. May cause sudden and painful death.
Fatigue Syndrome Day.
Maybe try getting some sleep in lieu of late night TV, or 2 martinis.
Blueberry Hill Open Dart Tournament, St. Louis, MO.
Catchers needed.
Electra Goat BBQ Cook Off & Craft Show Begins.
By popular demand, Cow Patty Bingo is back.
Happy 896th Anniversary Richard and Mrs Lionheart!
Birthdays:
Rami and Sami Malek, 36
Jim Levinstein, 39
Dorothy Ramsey, 48
Gordon Bombay, 55
Marsellus Wallace, 58
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
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