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johnlreeb
johnlreeb Posts: 637 Member
edited November 2024 in Social Groups
National Coquilles St. Jacques Day.
Let's make America great by eating a French calorie and fat bomb.

National Piercing Day.
Please try to keep Granny away from Ye Olde Tattoo and Piercing Shoppe this year. It took forever to get rid of that belly button fat fold infection last year.

Sing "Row Row Row Your Boat" in Rounds Day.
Now that I have that ear worm going, don't forget the lyrics to "It's A Small World".

National Love a Tree Day.
Pervert!

National Mimosa Day.
You are sitting at the breakfast table with your fussy, running late for school, texting children and they ask what's in your water bottle and why it's orange. It's just mommy's/daddy's special OJ.

National Sea Monkey Day.
https://youtu.be/f7yF-F1IVWw

Birthdays:
Megan Denise Fox, 31
Wee Man, 44
Victoria Davey Spelling, 44
Janet Damita Jo Jackson, 51
Remington Steele, 64
Isador Cortez, 73

If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
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