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johnlreeb
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National Employee Health & Fitness Day.
Today. 12 PM sharp. Calisthenics. South parking lot. We have a year to catch up on.
Turn Beauty Inside Out Day.
The Beast won't mind, just be quiet about it.
Pack Rat Day.
Don't empty the trash today, or ever again. Don't worry. Febreze will mask the maggot scent.
National Cherry Cobbler Day.
Cherries are fruit. Cherries have fiber, or fibre if you're British. Cherries have protein. Cherries have vitamins. Cherries have minerals. Cherries have electrolytes. Therefore, cherry cobbler is health food. It can be made even healthier by topping it with dairy in the form of vanilla ice cream.
Merry-Go-Round Day.
Oddly, this is actually a very solemn and holy day in DC.
Birthdays:
Trent Reznor, 52
Craig Ferguson, 55
Eithne Pádraigín Ní Bhraonáin, 56
Daniel Ernest Tanner, 61
Ray Charles Leonard, 61
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
Today. 12 PM sharp. Calisthenics. South parking lot. We have a year to catch up on.
Turn Beauty Inside Out Day.
The Beast won't mind, just be quiet about it.
Pack Rat Day.
Don't empty the trash today, or ever again. Don't worry. Febreze will mask the maggot scent.
National Cherry Cobbler Day.
Cherries are fruit. Cherries have fiber, or fibre if you're British. Cherries have protein. Cherries have vitamins. Cherries have minerals. Cherries have electrolytes. Therefore, cherry cobbler is health food. It can be made even healthier by topping it with dairy in the form of vanilla ice cream.
Merry-Go-Round Day.
Oddly, this is actually a very solemn and holy day in DC.
Birthdays:
Trent Reznor, 52
Craig Ferguson, 55
Eithne Pádraigín Ní Bhraonáin, 56
Daniel Ernest Tanner, 61
Ray Charles Leonard, 61
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
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