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johnlreeb
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I Love Reese's Day.
As far as my research goes, and that's not deep, there is only one person in the United States of America, and I won't reveal who he or she is or that she is a not on the tall side Southerner living on the ocean in one of the Carolina's with cats, who doesn't like Reese's.
National No Dirty Dishes Day.
Today is the day you create no dirty dishes, knives or forks, pots or pans, cups or glasses anywhere or any time today. Everything you eat must be raw or cooked on a stick, and since you risk the stick being an eating utensil, you must eat that too. So choose it wisely, grasshopper.
National Cheese Soufflé Day.
Guys, it doesn't matter how much you love the person who made it, find an excuse to avoid it or lose your guy card.
Calaveras County Fair and Frog Jumping Jubilee Begins.
If the damn thing dies, you can't eat it.
Happy 865th anniversary Henry Plantagenet and Eleanor!
Birthdays:
Jack Hody Johnson, 42
Elizabeth Stamatina Fey, 47
周润发, 62
George Harvey Strait, 65
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
As far as my research goes, and that's not deep, there is only one person in the United States of America, and I won't reveal who he or she is or that she is a not on the tall side Southerner living on the ocean in one of the Carolina's with cats, who doesn't like Reese's.
National No Dirty Dishes Day.
Today is the day you create no dirty dishes, knives or forks, pots or pans, cups or glasses anywhere or any time today. Everything you eat must be raw or cooked on a stick, and since you risk the stick being an eating utensil, you must eat that too. So choose it wisely, grasshopper.
National Cheese Soufflé Day.
Guys, it doesn't matter how much you love the person who made it, find an excuse to avoid it or lose your guy card.
Calaveras County Fair and Frog Jumping Jubilee Begins.
If the damn thing dies, you can't eat it.
Happy 865th anniversary Henry Plantagenet and Eleanor!
Birthdays:
Jack Hody Johnson, 42
Elizabeth Stamatina Fey, 47
周润发, 62
George Harvey Strait, 65
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
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