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johnlreeb
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June Is International Men's Month.
We only get one of these. Use it wisely, lest it be removed by women from the official calendar for eternity.
June Is Potty Training Awareness Month.
IMHO two things should be ingrained when training.
1) Boys, don't miss.
2) Girls, put the seat back up when done.
June Is National Turkey Lovers’ Month.
I believe this is illegal in the Northern states.
^^^^^^^^^^
National Moonshine Day.
Only in America would it be illegal and sold in liquor stores where you can also buy a new crack pipe.
National Go Barefoot Day.
If there are Legos in the house, you have something Catholics call special dispensation.
National Say Something Nice Day.
Retraining members of the media and liberal extremists so far are not successful.
National Nail Polish Day.
Blue, grey, and green are just a little bit eerie.
New Year's Resolution Recommitment Day.
This is your opportunity to blow it for a second time...if you can still remember what "it" was.
Dare Day.
https://youtu.be/qeJXYhdfR6Q
^^^^^^^^^^
Birthdays:
Alanis Nadine Morissette, 43
Heidi Klum, 44
Pam Focker, 48
Ronald David Wood, 70
Morgan Freeman, 80
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
We only get one of these. Use it wisely, lest it be removed by women from the official calendar for eternity.
June Is Potty Training Awareness Month.
IMHO two things should be ingrained when training.
1) Boys, don't miss.
2) Girls, put the seat back up when done.
June Is National Turkey Lovers’ Month.
I believe this is illegal in the Northern states.
^^^^^^^^^^
National Moonshine Day.
Only in America would it be illegal and sold in liquor stores where you can also buy a new crack pipe.
National Go Barefoot Day.
If there are Legos in the house, you have something Catholics call special dispensation.
National Say Something Nice Day.
Retraining members of the media and liberal extremists so far are not successful.
National Nail Polish Day.
Blue, grey, and green are just a little bit eerie.
New Year's Resolution Recommitment Day.
This is your opportunity to blow it for a second time...if you can still remember what "it" was.
Dare Day.
https://youtu.be/qeJXYhdfR6Q^^^^^^^^^^
Birthdays:
Alanis Nadine Morissette, 43
Heidi Klum, 44
Pam Focker, 48
Ronald David Wood, 70
Morgan Freeman, 80
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
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It is also international Children's day.
Even if your children are not international, give them a hug.0
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