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johnlreeb
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National Bubba Day.
Why are so many huge Rednecks called Jewish grandmothers?
National Doughnut Day.
If robbing a bank is on your bucket list, this is your day. However, if it involves robbing a Krispy Kreme or Dunkin' Donuts, you may want to postpone it.
National Rotisserie Chicken Day.
Free chickens all day at a Boston Market somewhat near a vicinity in an area.
National Leave the Office Early Day.
When 3:00 comes, go. The boss won't mind. He/she barely acknowledges you anyhow and certainly doesn't appreciate all the effort you put in.
Hug an Atheist Day.
Because when he or she dies, God is going to say "told ya so".
Birthdays:
Dr. Lexus, 39
Zachary John Quinto, 40
Wayne Alphonso Brady, 45
Enid Strict, 62
Theodore Cleaver, 69
Charles Robert Watts, 76
Donatien Alphonse François, 277
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
Why are so many huge Rednecks called Jewish grandmothers?
National Doughnut Day.
If robbing a bank is on your bucket list, this is your day. However, if it involves robbing a Krispy Kreme or Dunkin' Donuts, you may want to postpone it.
National Rotisserie Chicken Day.
Free chickens all day at a Boston Market somewhat near a vicinity in an area.
National Leave the Office Early Day.
When 3:00 comes, go. The boss won't mind. He/she barely acknowledges you anyhow and certainly doesn't appreciate all the effort you put in.
Hug an Atheist Day.
Because when he or she dies, God is going to say "told ya so".
Birthdays:
Dr. Lexus, 39
Zachary John Quinto, 40
Wayne Alphonso Brady, 45
Enid Strict, 62
Theodore Cleaver, 69
Charles Robert Watts, 76
Donatien Alphonse François, 277
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
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