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johnlreeb
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This is National Business Etiquette Week
It's only one week. No examining boogers at your desk. Leave Qtipping your ears at home. No clipping your toe nails in the conference room. Step outside to pass gas.
This is National Headache Awareness Week.
Think about this. Would a hangover be as enjoyable without the truly debilitating headache that makes migraines seem like mere left hooks to the head?
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National Moonshine Day.
Without this finely distilled libation, NASCAR could not exist.
Thank God It's Monday Day.
You woke up this morning and saw the green side of the grass. TGIM!!!
Hot Air Balloon Day.
The next time you climb into one, will it catch fire or hit a high tension line or a tree or a flock of geese or will a strong gust of wind blow it sideways dumping everyone into their final free falls? Don't worry. None of that will happen.
National Veggie Burgers Day.
This is a fallacy, but so you vegans out there learn something, there is no "veggie burger". Burgers never had roots, shoots or leaves. Prior to becoming one of the most hallowed of foods, burgers had four hooves, a slobbery nose and said moo.
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Birthdays:
Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz III, 38
Mark Robert Michael Wahlberg, 46
Kenneth Bruce Gorelick, 61
Susan Lynn Orman, 66
Patrick Floyd Jarvis Garrett, 167
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If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
It's only one week. No examining boogers at your desk. Leave Qtipping your ears at home. No clipping your toe nails in the conference room. Step outside to pass gas.
This is National Headache Awareness Week.
Think about this. Would a hangover be as enjoyable without the truly debilitating headache that makes migraines seem like mere left hooks to the head?
()()()()()()()()()()
National Moonshine Day.
Without this finely distilled libation, NASCAR could not exist.
Thank God It's Monday Day.
You woke up this morning and saw the green side of the grass. TGIM!!!
Hot Air Balloon Day.
The next time you climb into one, will it catch fire or hit a high tension line or a tree or a flock of geese or will a strong gust of wind blow it sideways dumping everyone into their final free falls? Don't worry. None of that will happen.
National Veggie Burgers Day.
This is a fallacy, but so you vegans out there learn something, there is no "veggie burger". Burgers never had roots, shoots or leaves. Prior to becoming one of the most hallowed of foods, burgers had four hooves, a slobbery nose and said moo.
()()()()()()()()()()()
Birthdays:
Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz III, 38
Mark Robert Michael Wahlberg, 46
Kenneth Bruce Gorelick, 61
Susan Lynn Orman, 66
Patrick Floyd Jarvis Garrett, 167
()()()()()()()()()()()
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
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