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johnlreeb
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Yo-Yo Day.
Two Italian Americans passing on the street.
National Eyewear Day.
Face it. If your sunglasses aren't cool, don't even bother to take them out of that sexy genuine faux pleather Walmart case.
Russian Language Day.
Sean Spicer is taking some time off to polish his language skill.
National Higher Education Day.
Choose your buzz wisely.
National Gardening Exercise Day.
Do your jumping jacks in the jack-in-the-pulpits, your downward facing dogs among the eight balls, toe touches with the tomatoes, leg lifts with the legumes. Good luck getting that rich garden loam out from under your finger and toe nails later.
Drive-In Movie Day.
Synonymous with watching submarine races.
Birthdays:
Lily Tucker-Pritchett, 10
Paul Edward Valentine Giamatti, 50
Lucius Malfoy, 54
Tomás Enrique Araya Díaz, 56
Sandra Bernhard, 62
Freddy Krueger, 70
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
Two Italian Americans passing on the street.
National Eyewear Day.
Face it. If your sunglasses aren't cool, don't even bother to take them out of that sexy genuine faux pleather Walmart case.
Russian Language Day.
Sean Spicer is taking some time off to polish his language skill.
National Higher Education Day.
Choose your buzz wisely.
National Gardening Exercise Day.
Do your jumping jacks in the jack-in-the-pulpits, your downward facing dogs among the eight balls, toe touches with the tomatoes, leg lifts with the legumes. Good luck getting that rich garden loam out from under your finger and toe nails later.
Drive-In Movie Day.
Synonymous with watching submarine races.
Birthdays:
Lily Tucker-Pritchett, 10
Paul Edward Valentine Giamatti, 50
Lucius Malfoy, 54
Tomás Enrique Araya Díaz, 56
Sandra Bernhard, 62
Freddy Krueger, 70
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
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