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johnlreeb
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International Bath Day.
It's the middle of June. It's time. Your neighbors complained to EPA about your aroma.
National Bourbon Day.
Oddly, there is no bar to celebrate in Lynchburg, Tennessee.
Pop Goes The Weasel Day.
All around the cobbler's bench
The monkey chased the weasel
The monkey thought 'twas all in fun
___ ___ ___ ___
Now try to get that out of your brain for the rest of the day.
Pig Callers' Day.
That guy/woman you left the bar with Saturday night? The one your beer goggles made so hot, call and try to be nice, even though you took a solemn oath that you will never set foot in that bar again for fear of seeing him/her again.
Birthdays:
Stefanie Maria Graf, 48
Yasmine Amanda Bleeth, 49
George Alan O'Dowd, 56
Donald John Trump, 71
Marla Gibbs, 86
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
It's the middle of June. It's time. Your neighbors complained to EPA about your aroma.
National Bourbon Day.
Oddly, there is no bar to celebrate in Lynchburg, Tennessee.
Pop Goes The Weasel Day.
All around the cobbler's bench
The monkey chased the weasel
The monkey thought 'twas all in fun
___ ___ ___ ___
Now try to get that out of your brain for the rest of the day.
Pig Callers' Day.
That guy/woman you left the bar with Saturday night? The one your beer goggles made so hot, call and try to be nice, even though you took a solemn oath that you will never set foot in that bar again for fear of seeing him/her again.
Birthdays:
Stefanie Maria Graf, 48
Yasmine Amanda Bleeth, 49
George Alan O'Dowd, 56
Donald John Trump, 71
Marla Gibbs, 86
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
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Flag Day
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DavidKuhnsSr wrote: »Flag Day
The Army birthday
You are absolutely correct, but I find nothing to joke about or ridicule.0
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