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johnlreeb
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No Orange Clothes Day.
This should help ease the glut of highway construction workers.
National Flip Flop Day.
Today we celebrate or not the worst or best or sexy or not footwear you may or may not wear today.
Fresh Veggies Day.
This only comes once a year. You can do this, or not. Just pretend that boiled spinach and seaweed glop on your plate is something delicious, like liver. Then vomit.
National Fudge Day.
This Bernie Madoff's favorite food holiday.
Avon Heritage Duct Tape Festival begins.
If you have a roll of duct tape and a can of WD40, there's nothing you can't do.
Birthdays:
Harold Lee, 45
Philip Alfred Mickelson, 47
Laurie Metcalf, 62
Arthur Stanley Jefferson, 127
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
This should help ease the glut of highway construction workers.
National Flip Flop Day.
Today we celebrate or not the worst or best or sexy or not footwear you may or may not wear today.
Fresh Veggies Day.
This only comes once a year. You can do this, or not. Just pretend that boiled spinach and seaweed glop on your plate is something delicious, like liver. Then vomit.
National Fudge Day.
This Bernie Madoff's favorite food holiday.
Avon Heritage Duct Tape Festival begins.
If you have a roll of duct tape and a can of WD40, there's nothing you can't do.
Birthdays:
Harold Lee, 45
Philip Alfred Mickelson, 47
Laurie Metcalf, 62
Arthur Stanley Jefferson, 127
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
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