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johnlreeb
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This Is Fish Are Friends, Not Food! Week.
I prefer to celebrate my friendship with cattle and pigs and my celebrations involve flames, glowing embers, corn on the cob and watermelon seed spitting.
National Mosquito Control Awareness Week.
After the nuclear holocaust, it'll be them and the cockroaches.
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Forgiveness Day.
If spouses were to celebrate this day, how many divorce lawyers would file bankruptcy?
Please Take My Children To Work Day.
This is a huge day in the North Korean coal regions.
National Chocolate Pudding Day.
Today's kids will never know the joy of sliding your spoon through that delicious skin.
National Canoe Day.
https://youtu.be/FxiQGOvlowc
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Birthdays:
Ariana Grande-Butera, 24
Ryan Benjamin Tedder, 38
Ronald Ulysses Swanson, 47
Grisha Aleksandrovich Nikolaev, 47
John Philip McFarland, 47
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
I prefer to celebrate my friendship with cattle and pigs and my celebrations involve flames, glowing embers, corn on the cob and watermelon seed spitting.
National Mosquito Control Awareness Week.
After the nuclear holocaust, it'll be them and the cockroaches.
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
Forgiveness Day.
If spouses were to celebrate this day, how many divorce lawyers would file bankruptcy?
Please Take My Children To Work Day.
This is a huge day in the North Korean coal regions.
National Chocolate Pudding Day.
Today's kids will never know the joy of sliding your spoon through that delicious skin.
National Canoe Day.
https://youtu.be/FxiQGOvlowc&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
Birthdays:
Ariana Grande-Butera, 24
Ryan Benjamin Tedder, 38
Ronald Ulysses Swanson, 47
Grisha Aleksandrovich Nikolaev, 47
John Philip McFarland, 47
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
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I'll be having turf 'n' turf in honor of Ron Swanson's bday.0
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