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johnlreeb
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July is:
Cell Phone Courtesy Month.
Millennials will miss this, as they miss most of life as they text while walking, talking, eating, driving, pooping, jogging, bicycling, church going, cooking, bathing, tanning, swimming, and/or working.
National "Doghouse Repairs" Month.
Were they ever really for the family pet?
National Hot Dog Month.
If your hot dog should ever become unclean by coming in contact with a dollop of ketchup/catsup from your fries or any other source, you must perform a hotdogectomy and destroy that portion.
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This week is:
Be Nice To New Jersey Week.
It's only one out of 52. We can probably do this.
Beans and Bacon Days.
If it has bacon, it must be good, even in Wisconsin.
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American Redneck Day.
(Don't miss the end)
https://youtu.be/5LSCHLAfBx0
National Eat Beans Day.
https://youtu.be/VPIP9KXdmO0
Disobedience Day.
For the current term, it is the Democrats' obligation to observe.
Compliment Your Mirror Day.
However, don't ask it if those pants make your butt look big.
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Birthdays:
Tanner Elle Schneider, 28
Julian Paul Assange, 46
Lisa Simpson, 53
Thomas Cruise Mapother IV, 55
Aaron Hotchner, 55
Montel Brian Anthony Williams, 61
Red Forman, 74
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
Cell Phone Courtesy Month.
Millennials will miss this, as they miss most of life as they text while walking, talking, eating, driving, pooping, jogging, bicycling, church going, cooking, bathing, tanning, swimming, and/or working.
National "Doghouse Repairs" Month.
Were they ever really for the family pet?
National Hot Dog Month.
If your hot dog should ever become unclean by coming in contact with a dollop of ketchup/catsup from your fries or any other source, you must perform a hotdogectomy and destroy that portion.
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
This week is:
Be Nice To New Jersey Week.
It's only one out of 52. We can probably do this.
Beans and Bacon Days.
If it has bacon, it must be good, even in Wisconsin.
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
American Redneck Day.
(Don't miss the end)
https://youtu.be/5LSCHLAfBx0National Eat Beans Day.
https://youtu.be/VPIP9KXdmO0Disobedience Day.
For the current term, it is the Democrats' obligation to observe.
Compliment Your Mirror Day.
However, don't ask it if those pants make your butt look big.
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
Birthdays:
Tanner Elle Schneider, 28
Julian Paul Assange, 46
Lisa Simpson, 53
Thomas Cruise Mapother IV, 55
Aaron Hotchner, 55
Montel Brian Anthony Williams, 61
Red Forman, 74
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
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