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johnlreeb
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International Chocolate Day.
Cindy Siefer!
Dieters, you may substitute Chocolate for any one, two, or three of your meals today with absolutely no weight gain for your significant other. Trust me. It's true.
Tell the Truth Day.
Congress will not be in session today and all law offices will be closed, and of you are an Illinoisan Mike Madigan's phones are turned off.
National Macaroni Day.
Without macaroni, Yankee Doodle Dandy would have stayed out of town. Then what?
Global Forgiveness Day.
Kim Jong-un has been awaiting this day so he can go to Wally World.
Birthdays:
Madison Marlow, 22
Brian Elwin Haner, Jr. 36
Penelope Garcia, 45
James Christopher Gaffigan, 51
Richard Starkey, 77
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
Cindy Siefer!
Dieters, you may substitute Chocolate for any one, two, or three of your meals today with absolutely no weight gain for your significant other. Trust me. It's true.
Tell the Truth Day.
Congress will not be in session today and all law offices will be closed, and of you are an Illinoisan Mike Madigan's phones are turned off.
National Macaroni Day.
Without macaroni, Yankee Doodle Dandy would have stayed out of town. Then what?
Global Forgiveness Day.
Kim Jong-un has been awaiting this day so he can go to Wally World.
Birthdays:
Madison Marlow, 22
Brian Elwin Haner, Jr. 36
Penelope Garcia, 45
James Christopher Gaffigan, 51
Richard Starkey, 77
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
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