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johnlreeb
johnlreeb Posts: 637 Member
edited November 2024 in Social Groups
Pandemonium Day.
Today's activities will be led by Mitch McConnell and Chuck Schumer.

National Tape Measure Day.
If Noah had one, today ours would have inches, feet, centimeters, milometers, and cubits.

Bastille Day.
Celebrates the one time the French didn't cry uncle.

Macaroni Day.
The reason for cheese.

International Nude Day.
One of those days you don't want leather seats.

Birthdays:
Taboo Gomez, 42
Jane Marie Lynch, 57
Harry Dean Stanton, 91

If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants

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