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johnlreeb
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National Lollipop Day.
Give your tongue something to do. Lick a sucker.
National Fortune Cookie Day.
Would it be a Chinese meal without cookies that originated in Japan brought to America and served with chop suey that's not served in China?
World Jump Day.
At precisely 11:39.13 Greenwich Mean Time everyone who is fit and able must jump to save the world from golbal warming.
Get To Know Your Customers Day.
Show up at their door this morning with McDonald's breakfast or better yet. Show up at dinner time and enjoy the evening repast. They'll be glad to see you.
Ugly Truck Day.
If you're a redneck, there is no ugly truck.
Birthdays:
Gisele Caroline Bündchen, 37
Eric Foreman, 44
Sandra Miju Oh, 46
Christopher John Boyle, 53
Carlos Santana, 70
Emma Peel, 79
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
Give your tongue something to do. Lick a sucker.
National Fortune Cookie Day.
Would it be a Chinese meal without cookies that originated in Japan brought to America and served with chop suey that's not served in China?
World Jump Day.
At precisely 11:39.13 Greenwich Mean Time everyone who is fit and able must jump to save the world from golbal warming.
Get To Know Your Customers Day.
Show up at their door this morning with McDonald's breakfast or better yet. Show up at dinner time and enjoy the evening repast. They'll be glad to see you.
Ugly Truck Day.
If you're a redneck, there is no ugly truck.
Birthdays:
Gisele Caroline Bündchen, 37
Eric Foreman, 44
Sandra Miju Oh, 46
Christopher John Boyle, 53
Carlos Santana, 70
Emma Peel, 79
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
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