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johnlreeb
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Take a Monkey to Lunch Day.
if you spot a monkey holding a cardboard homeless and need work sign, invite him to your business lunch, but please one martini only. Most monkeys get obnoxious when drunk.
National Junk Food Day.
As truly and wholly American as Independence Day and celebrated too many days by too many of us.
National Creme Brulee Day.
If you're a guy and you enjoy this, just turn in your man card and put on your dress.
Birthdays:
Damian Robert Nesta Marley, 39
Joshua Daniel Hartnett, 39
Steven Demetre Georgiou, 69
Ernest Miller Hemingway, 118
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
if you spot a monkey holding a cardboard homeless and need work sign, invite him to your business lunch, but please one martini only. Most monkeys get obnoxious when drunk.
National Junk Food Day.
As truly and wholly American as Independence Day and celebrated too many days by too many of us.
National Creme Brulee Day.
If you're a guy and you enjoy this, just turn in your man card and put on your dress.
Birthdays:
Damian Robert Nesta Marley, 39
Joshua Daniel Hartnett, 39
Steven Demetre Georgiou, 69
Ernest Miller Hemingway, 118
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
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