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johnlreeb
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National Bagpipe Appreciation Day.
Ponder this. The same people who think bagpipes make music invented golf.
National Scotch Day.
Maybe the bagpipes do make music.
National Take Your Pants for a Walk Day.
Then, please, don't take them out of the laundry basket this time until you've washed them. And why is pants plural?
National Chili Dog Day.
There are only two ways tomato is allowed on a hot dog: tomato wedge or chili. Nuf said.
National Barbie-in-a-Blender Day.
Celebrating a cruel death for a venerable toy is why Donald Trump lives at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
Birthdays:
Joslyn Fox, 31
Eric Scott Reeb, 44
Maya Rudolph, 45
William Ray Engvall, Jr, 60
Roberta Lee Streeter, 73
Jerry VanDyke, 86
Norman Lear, 95
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
Ponder this. The same people who think bagpipes make music invented golf.
National Scotch Day.
Maybe the bagpipes do make music.
National Take Your Pants for a Walk Day.
Then, please, don't take them out of the laundry basket this time until you've washed them. And why is pants plural?
National Chili Dog Day.
There are only two ways tomato is allowed on a hot dog: tomato wedge or chili. Nuf said.
National Barbie-in-a-Blender Day.
Celebrating a cruel death for a venerable toy is why Donald Trump lives at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
Birthdays:
Joslyn Fox, 31
Eric Scott Reeb, 44
Maya Rudolph, 45
William Ray Engvall, Jr, 60
Roberta Lee Streeter, 73
Jerry VanDyke, 86
Norman Lear, 95
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
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"National Scotch Day.
Maybe the bagpipes do make music."
Probably depends on how much Scotch you drink.0
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