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johnlreeb
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National Coloring Book Day.
Do Playgirl and Playboy sell adult coloring books?
National Ice Cream Sandwich Day.
Do they come with whole grain gluten free GMO free organic multi-grain sugar free cookies and all natural fat free low cal no corn syrup lactose free polyunsaturated ice cream?
Earth Overshoot Day.
This is easily calculated by dividing the planet’s biocapacity by humanity’s Ecological Footprint and multiplying by 365, the number of days in 2017. Thus August 2.
International Albarino Day.
If you can do the above equation, you won't be celebrating this.
Take a Penny/Leave a Penny Day.
It's about time we eliminate the one cent coin. Lincoln already has the five dollar bill. We can just round up or down to the nickle, but then Jefferson is already on the two dollar bill. So eliminate that. Round up to the dime and give FDR more recognition, but then dimes are so damn small, so let's eliminate them and round up to the quarter. But Washington already has the dollar bill, so eliminate the quarter and round up to the fifty cent piece. Although that's a rapper, so dump that and round up to the dollar, but not the coin because no one knows who Sacagawea was.
Birthdays:
Jake Sully, 41
Silent Bob, 47
Victoria Lynn Jackson-Wessel, 58
Les Dudek, 65
Jennifer Marlowe, 71
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
Do Playgirl and Playboy sell adult coloring books?
National Ice Cream Sandwich Day.
Do they come with whole grain gluten free GMO free organic multi-grain sugar free cookies and all natural fat free low cal no corn syrup lactose free polyunsaturated ice cream?
Earth Overshoot Day.
This is easily calculated by dividing the planet’s biocapacity by humanity’s Ecological Footprint and multiplying by 365, the number of days in 2017. Thus August 2.
International Albarino Day.
If you can do the above equation, you won't be celebrating this.
Take a Penny/Leave a Penny Day.
It's about time we eliminate the one cent coin. Lincoln already has the five dollar bill. We can just round up or down to the nickle, but then Jefferson is already on the two dollar bill. So eliminate that. Round up to the dime and give FDR more recognition, but then dimes are so damn small, so let's eliminate them and round up to the quarter. But Washington already has the dollar bill, so eliminate the quarter and round up to the fifty cent piece. Although that's a rapper, so dump that and round up to the dollar, but not the coin because no one knows who Sacagawea was.
Birthdays:
Jake Sully, 41
Silent Bob, 47
Victoria Lynn Jackson-Wessel, 58
Les Dudek, 65
Jennifer Marlowe, 71
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
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