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johnlreeb
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National S’mores Day.
Real S'mores should be loaded with gluten, GMO's, sugar, sugar, and more sugar, fats, artificial sweetners, MSG, BHA, BHT, and of course high fructose corn syrup.
National Lazy Day.
Make your own comment. I'm taking a nap.
National Shapewear Day.
Call it what you will. It's still a girdle and it still shapes nothing.
National Spoil Your Dog Day.
Let it sleep in your bed. If it's raining, walk it under it's own umbrella. No matter how many times it wants to go out, open the damn door. If it wants to stop and sniff another dog's poop, stop and wait patiently. There's something important there.
Birthdays:
Mama June, 38
Jane Rizzoli, 45
José Antonio Domínguez Bandera, 57
Veronica Bennett, 74
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
Real S'mores should be loaded with gluten, GMO's, sugar, sugar, and more sugar, fats, artificial sweetners, MSG, BHA, BHT, and of course high fructose corn syrup.
National Lazy Day.
Make your own comment. I'm taking a nap.
National Shapewear Day.
Call it what you will. It's still a girdle and it still shapes nothing.
National Spoil Your Dog Day.
Let it sleep in your bed. If it's raining, walk it under it's own umbrella. No matter how many times it wants to go out, open the damn door. If it wants to stop and sniff another dog's poop, stop and wait patiently. There's something important there.
Birthdays:
Mama June, 38
Jane Rizzoli, 45
José Antonio Domínguez Bandera, 57
Veronica Bennett, 74
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
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