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johnlreeb
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National Failures Day.
Have a New Coke and Wow Chips while your Edsel warms up. Rent Ishtar for your Betamax. Use your S7 Note to call your ex. Relax and enjoy your day.
National Relaxation Day.
Maybe just go for nice long drive in the country in your Pontiac Aztec.
National Lemon Meringue Pie Day.
If you don't eat the crust, you eliminate the calories. Trust me.
I Love Cowboys and Cowgirls Day.
The tight pants they wore in movies never got dirty or wore out when I was a kid. Think Lone Ranger or Penny.
Birthdays:
Jennifer Shrader Lawrence, 27
Joseph Adam Jonas, 28
Benjamin Geza Affleck, 45
Andre "Dre" Johnson Sr, 47
Grace Adler, 49
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
Have a New Coke and Wow Chips while your Edsel warms up. Rent Ishtar for your Betamax. Use your S7 Note to call your ex. Relax and enjoy your day.
National Relaxation Day.
Maybe just go for nice long drive in the country in your Pontiac Aztec.
National Lemon Meringue Pie Day.
If you don't eat the crust, you eliminate the calories. Trust me.
I Love Cowboys and Cowgirls Day.
The tight pants they wore in movies never got dirty or wore out when I was a kid. Think Lone Ranger or Penny.
Birthdays:
Jennifer Shrader Lawrence, 27
Joseph Adam Jonas, 28
Benjamin Geza Affleck, 45
Andre "Dre" Johnson Sr, 47
Grace Adler, 49
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
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