What Day Is It?
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johnlreeb
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Buttered Corn Day.
That's buttered, not margarined, not oiled, but slathered with and dripping with real butter and too much salt.
Hug Your Sweetheart Day.
I don't have one. So I'll have to find a volunteer, possibly on an elevator, alone.
National Spongecake Day.
Not really a sponge, so don't use it on your tub.
Health Unit Coordinator Day.
Sounds like a job created by Congress.
Birthdays:
Scott Andrew Caan, 41
Darth Maul, 43
Richard Lewis Springthorpe, 67
Diane Chambers, 68
Barbara Jean Morehead, 85
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
That's buttered, not margarined, not oiled, but slathered with and dripping with real butter and too much salt.
Hug Your Sweetheart Day.
I don't have one. So I'll have to find a volunteer, possibly on an elevator, alone.
National Spongecake Day.
Not really a sponge, so don't use it on your tub.
Health Unit Coordinator Day.
Sounds like a job created by Congress.
Birthdays:
Scott Andrew Caan, 41
Darth Maul, 43
Richard Lewis Springthorpe, 67
Diane Chambers, 68
Barbara Jean Morehead, 85
If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.
Goad cult name: Sir Cranky Pants
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