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johnlreeb
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National Toasted Marshmallow Day.
I can't seem to get it right. No matter the setting, they ruin my toaster. That's five so far.
National Holistic Pet Day.
I'm guessing those who celebrate holistic-ism for their animals are vegans who don't wear fur or genuine leather and only buy re-usable K-cups in re-usable grocery bags from Whole Paycheck Market.
International Cabernet Sauvignon Day.
Fine wines enjoyed by discerning winos carefully selected from their neighborhood Walmart.
National Slinky Day.
Slinky, etch-a-sketch, or silly putty? Today's PC kids will never get it.
Birthdays:
Lisa J. Ling, 44
Princess Fiona, 44
Lewis Niles Black, 68
Margaret Ann Lipton, 71
John McNally, 76
Warren Edward Buffett, 86
Mary Shelley, 220
I can't seem to get it right. No matter the setting, they ruin my toaster. That's five so far.
National Holistic Pet Day.
I'm guessing those who celebrate holistic-ism for their animals are vegans who don't wear fur or genuine leather and only buy re-usable K-cups in re-usable grocery bags from Whole Paycheck Market.
International Cabernet Sauvignon Day.
Fine wines enjoyed by discerning winos carefully selected from their neighborhood Walmart.
National Slinky Day.
Slinky, etch-a-sketch, or silly putty? Today's PC kids will never get it.
Birthdays:
Lisa J. Ling, 44
Princess Fiona, 44
Lewis Niles Black, 68
Margaret Ann Lipton, 71
John McNally, 76
Warren Edward Buffett, 86
Mary Shelley, 220
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