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johnlreeb
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This is:
Drink Local Wine Week.
Screw the French and Italians. Drink that special wine from Lynchburg Tennessee.
National Metric Week.
Do you know that introducing the metric system to America was just a trick to try to get us to watch Soccer?
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This is:
International Beer and Pizza Day.
Or today.
Leif Erikson Day.
Sorry, all you Italians, Columbus discovered a few Caribbean islands.
Nautilus Night.
This is the night we all sit on our front stoops with our pet mollusks.
National Chess Day.
Ever play full contact chess? Just be careful around that mace.
Messenger Appreciation Day.
10/9 please. Over.
Moldy Cheese Day.
IMHO it tastes like dirty feet smells.
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Birthdays:
Scott Cooke McCreery, 23
Zachery Ty Bryan, 35
Brandon Routh, 38
Sean Taro Ono Lennon, 42
Dwayne Cassius Pride, 62
Anthony Marcus Shalhoub, 63
Sharon Rachel Levy, 65
Drink Local Wine Week.
Screw the French and Italians. Drink that special wine from Lynchburg Tennessee.
National Metric Week.
Do you know that introducing the metric system to America was just a trick to try to get us to watch Soccer?
++++++++++++++++
This is:
International Beer and Pizza Day.
Or today.
Leif Erikson Day.
Sorry, all you Italians, Columbus discovered a few Caribbean islands.
Nautilus Night.
This is the night we all sit on our front stoops with our pet mollusks.
National Chess Day.
Ever play full contact chess? Just be careful around that mace.
Messenger Appreciation Day.
10/9 please. Over.
Moldy Cheese Day.
IMHO it tastes like dirty feet smells.
+++++++++++++++++++
Birthdays:
Scott Cooke McCreery, 23
Zachery Ty Bryan, 35
Brandon Routh, 38
Sean Taro Ono Lennon, 42
Dwayne Cassius Pride, 62
Anthony Marcus Shalhoub, 63
Sharon Rachel Levy, 65
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