What Day Is It?
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johnlreeb
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National Edge Day.
R.I.P. Karma, Floorpunch, In My Eyes, Reach The Sky, Ten Yard Fight. No booze today. No drugs today. No pot today. No meat today. No promiscuity today. No tobacco today. Just lie down and die to celebrate.
National Pasta Day.
Marco Polo has, in fact, been proven to have eaten pasta long prior to his death.
National Four Prunes Day.
If four prunes get you going, six will keep you moving, eight is perpetual motion.
Wear Something Gaudy Day.
Your wife will always say "are you going to wear that?" and the answer should always be "yes, why?".
National Face Your Fears Day.
Answer your wife when she asks "do these pants make my butt look big?"
National Mulligan Day.
If you answered that question, it's too late. No mulligan for you pal.
Information Overload Day.
Or, What Day Is This?
Birthdays:
Jyn Erso, 33
Christopher Thomas Cerulli, 31
Marshall Bruce Mathers, 45
David Nesta Marley, 48
Alan Eugene Jackson, 58
Norm Peterson, 71
R.I.P. Karma, Floorpunch, In My Eyes, Reach The Sky, Ten Yard Fight. No booze today. No drugs today. No pot today. No meat today. No promiscuity today. No tobacco today. Just lie down and die to celebrate.
National Pasta Day.
Marco Polo has, in fact, been proven to have eaten pasta long prior to his death.
National Four Prunes Day.
If four prunes get you going, six will keep you moving, eight is perpetual motion.
Wear Something Gaudy Day.
Your wife will always say "are you going to wear that?" and the answer should always be "yes, why?".
National Face Your Fears Day.
Answer your wife when she asks "do these pants make my butt look big?"
National Mulligan Day.
If you answered that question, it's too late. No mulligan for you pal.
Information Overload Day.
Or, What Day Is This?
Birthdays:
Jyn Erso, 33
Christopher Thomas Cerulli, 31
Marshall Bruce Mathers, 45
David Nesta Marley, 48
Alan Eugene Jackson, 58
Norm Peterson, 71
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