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johnlreeb
johnlreeb Posts: 637 Member
edited November 2024 in Social Groups
International Necktie Day.
There are 177,147 ways to tie a strip of cloth that is totally unnecessary for a man or woman to wear for any occasion other than something to get a stain on.

World Menopause Day.
Men, hide deep in a cave in the middle of a dark forest surrounded by bears and wolves to protect you from menopausal women who are cold when it's hot, hot when it's cold, "slightly" irritable 25 hours a day, soaking your mattress with sweat, and blame you for everything that has ever happened to her.

National No Beard Day.
The reason Italian women have razors.

Hagfish Day.
A tasty alternative to to moldy raw chicken.

Persons Day.
Our Canadian neighbors are thankful for persons who are dumb enough to live in a country colder than Minnesota, eh.

Birthdays:
Zachary David Alexander Efron, 29
Lindsey Caroline Vonn, 32
Jean-Claude Camille François Van Varenberg, 56
Martina Navratilova, 61
Mary Ann Summers, 78
Michael Keller Ditka, 78
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