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johnlreeb
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This is:
Pro Bono Week.
All lawyers all free all week.
Some restrictions apply.
Rodent Awareness Week.
The number one rat city (Chicago) asks you, no, begs and implores you to adopt a couple thousand homeless rats.
National Save For Retirement Week.
Now they tell me.
National Collegiate Alcohol Awareness Week.
No one has to remind college students to be aware alcohol is available.
Today is:
National Mole Day.
A mole is a mass whose number is equal to the molar mass of the molecule, or Carl Spackler's least favorite animal, or a nevus, or a spy.
Slap Your Irritating Co-Worker Day.
Find him/her first thing. Do it. Say nothing. Go about your job. You'll be euphoric.
National Canning Day.
Shouldn't it be "Jarring" Day?
Swallows Depart San Juan Capistrano Day.
This year they'll need current passport, additional photo ID's, fresh credit bureau reports, last two paycheck stubs, proof of residency, proof of insurance, a co-sponsor, and no criminal record. That's just to get back to Mexico.
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Birthdays:
Vance Wilder, Jr, 40
Alfred Matthew Yankovic, 57
李安, 63
Pro Bono Week.
All lawyers all free all week.
Some restrictions apply.
Rodent Awareness Week.
The number one rat city (Chicago) asks you, no, begs and implores you to adopt a couple thousand homeless rats.
National Save For Retirement Week.
Now they tell me.
National Collegiate Alcohol Awareness Week.
No one has to remind college students to be aware alcohol is available.
Today is:
National Mole Day.
A mole is a mass whose number is equal to the molar mass of the molecule, or Carl Spackler's least favorite animal, or a nevus, or a spy.
Slap Your Irritating Co-Worker Day.
Find him/her first thing. Do it. Say nothing. Go about your job. You'll be euphoric.
National Canning Day.
Shouldn't it be "Jarring" Day?
Swallows Depart San Juan Capistrano Day.
This year they'll need current passport, additional photo ID's, fresh credit bureau reports, last two paycheck stubs, proof of residency, proof of insurance, a co-sponsor, and no criminal record. That's just to get back to Mexico.

Birthdays:
Vance Wilder, Jr, 40
Alfred Matthew Yankovic, 57
李安, 63
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