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goldenfrisbee
goldenfrisbee Posts: 1,640 Member
edited November 2024 in Social Groups
I have a relative that got started on Xyngular and dropped 40+ pounds. Now she is an evangelist for them and is all over Facebook with their “health system”. Anyone heard of this?

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  • beachwoman2006
    beachwoman2006 Posts: 1,214 Member
    It's another MMS (Multi-level Marketing Scheme). And have you SEEN the prices of that #$%@??

    http://healthonliner.com/xyngular-products-price-list
  • minimyzeme
    minimyzeme Posts: 2,708 Member
    Haven't heard of it but feeling like a bowl of popcorn might be good to watch this thread...

    Will be curious if your relative keeps that weight off Chris @goldenfrisbee .
  • Out_of_Bubblegum
    Out_of_Bubblegum Posts: 2,220 Member
    I don't think I've ever seen so much WOO WOO in one place... ever.

    A quote from one of their kits:
    When you take these products, follow the Xyngular Healthy Plate, and begin to move more, then you can have a strong foundation to truly transform your health and transform yourself.

    And the * next to every statement saying what each product will do ... leads to this fine print:
    * These results may not reflect the results of all consumers of Xyngular products. The results are not guaranteed! Consult your physician before using any product.
    These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.

    So... pay $634 for magic pills, fruit extracts, and laxatives.....

    and it only works if you eat less and move more.

  • Out_of_Bubblegum
    Out_of_Bubblegum Posts: 2,220 Member
    Ok... I have to stop reading this site.

    Here's some magic powder that will make food have less calories!
    Its greatest benefit is reduction of calories from food you eat!

    Cheat is an all-natural fiber product from a Japanese root called Konnyaku and works with water in order to regulate the absorption of macronutrients including fats and carbohydrates. Simply sprinkle Cheat on your food prior to eating. Upon hitting your stomach, it expands, creating a viscous gel, literally trapping a portion of the consumed food.

    What in the actual... who buys this stuff?
  • cakeman21k
    cakeman21k Posts: 6,550 Member
    As P T Barnum would say, "There's a sucker born every minute!"
  • beachwoman2006
    beachwoman2006 Posts: 1,214 Member
    bwmalone wrote: »
    Ok... I have to stop reading this site.

    Here's some magic powder that will make food have less calories!
    Its greatest benefit is reduction of calories from food you eat!

    Cheat is an all-natural fiber product from a Japanese root called Konnyaku and works with water in order to regulate the absorption of macronutrients including fats and carbohydrates. Simply sprinkle Cheat on your food prior to eating. Upon hitting your stomach, it expands, creating a viscous gel, literally trapping a portion of the consumed food.

    What in the actual... who buys this stuff?

    AKA laxative effect.
  • Al_Howard
    Al_Howard Posts: 8,871 Member
    edited October 2017
    Oh, carp!
  • podkey
    podkey Posts: 5,192 Member
    "help establish better habits." Hmmm mostly did that and saved the money using WW. OK paid WW until I reached lifetime true.
  • Calvin2008Brian
    Calvin2008Brian Posts: 1,024 Member
    Woo!
  • goldenfrisbee
    goldenfrisbee Posts: 1,640 Member
    bwmalone wrote: »

    So... pay $634 for magic pills, fruit extracts, and laxatives.....

    and it only works if you eat less and move more.

    I know!! She is so happy right now and is making some money doing it. But I hate the whole concept of MLM. They have to overprice everything so that there is money to trickle down. Her sponsor just got a check for $100,000 at their annual meeting. She posted pictures of the award ceremony.
    And really, if you eat less and move more, why do you need all this extra crap?
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