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johnlreeb
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This month is:
Sweet Potato Awareness Month.
If you see a homeless sweet potato, invite it to come home with you, give it a shower and warm pot to sleep in until it's warm through and through. Then give it a temporary home in your belly.
Vegan Month.
We normal people should show our thanks to the vegans of the world for giving us more meat.
PTA Healthy Lifestyles Month.
We should promote living a healthy lifestyle. No fast foods, no fatty meats, no fried foods, no alcohol, no sugar. Impossible. Forget it.
Picture Book Month.
The only books checked out of Chicago libraries.
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Today is:
National Calzone Day.
MMMM, pizza taco.
Give Up Your Shoulds Day.
I should cut back on the booze. I should join a gym and actually go. I should eat healthier. OK, that's out of the way til next November.
National Men Make Dinner Day.
Actually do it indoors, in the kitchen, without using your bbq grille. You can do this.
National Vinegar Day.
Where would pickled pigs feet be without it?
National Brush Day.
It's November already. Use one. On your teeth.
Prime Meridian Day.
Why do the Limies get the prime meridian? Move it to America.
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Birthdays:
Eddie Huang, 14
Jennifer Ann McCarthy, 45
Anthony Kiedis, 55
Peter Ostrum, 60
Lyle Pearce Lovett, 60
Sweet Potato Awareness Month.
If you see a homeless sweet potato, invite it to come home with you, give it a shower and warm pot to sleep in until it's warm through and through. Then give it a temporary home in your belly.
Vegan Month.
We normal people should show our thanks to the vegans of the world for giving us more meat.
PTA Healthy Lifestyles Month.
We should promote living a healthy lifestyle. No fast foods, no fatty meats, no fried foods, no alcohol, no sugar. Impossible. Forget it.
Picture Book Month.
The only books checked out of Chicago libraries.
???????????????????????????????????
Today is:
National Calzone Day.
MMMM, pizza taco.
Give Up Your Shoulds Day.
I should cut back on the booze. I should join a gym and actually go. I should eat healthier. OK, that's out of the way til next November.
National Men Make Dinner Day.
Actually do it indoors, in the kitchen, without using your bbq grille. You can do this.
National Vinegar Day.
Where would pickled pigs feet be without it?
National Brush Day.
It's November already. Use one. On your teeth.
Prime Meridian Day.
Why do the Limies get the prime meridian? Move it to America.
?????????????????????????????????
Birthdays:
Eddie Huang, 14
Jennifer Ann McCarthy, 45
Anthony Kiedis, 55
Peter Ostrum, 60
Lyle Pearce Lovett, 60
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Lyle Lovett is only 60? Good Lord.1
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beachwoman2006 wrote: »Lyle Lovett is only 60? Good Lord.
Remember when Julia Roberts married him? That was a shock!
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