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johnlreeb
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Plan Your Epitaph Day.
First, that's just a bit egoistic. Second, unless you buy your headstone now can you trust that anyone will buy it after you drop dead? Third, when you're looking at the dark side of the grass, you can't see your headstone. So ignore this.
National Deviled Egg Day.
How can something so good be named after Beelzebub, and why not Beelzebubed eggs?
International Stout Day.
Dark beer named after some fat guy.
National Jersey Friday.
You just paid $350 for a genuine jersey with your favorite player's name and number the day before he gets traded.
Fountain Pen Day.
Would a millennial even know what a fountain pen is? If he/she were to encounter one, could he or she have any concept of how to use it?
Practice Being Psychic Day.
If you didn't know this yesterday, you failed.
Birthdays:
Cornell Haynes Jr. 43
Ross Geller, 51
Kathryn Dawn Lang, 56
First, that's just a bit egoistic. Second, unless you buy your headstone now can you trust that anyone will buy it after you drop dead? Third, when you're looking at the dark side of the grass, you can't see your headstone. So ignore this.
National Deviled Egg Day.
How can something so good be named after Beelzebub, and why not Beelzebubed eggs?
International Stout Day.
Dark beer named after some fat guy.
National Jersey Friday.
You just paid $350 for a genuine jersey with your favorite player's name and number the day before he gets traded.
Fountain Pen Day.
Would a millennial even know what a fountain pen is? If he/she were to encounter one, could he or she have any concept of how to use it?
Practice Being Psychic Day.
If you didn't know this yesterday, you failed.
Birthdays:
Cornell Haynes Jr. 43
Ross Geller, 51
Kathryn Dawn Lang, 56
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how about "Satanized" eggs0
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