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johnlreeb
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Homemade Bread Day.
Please be careful with this one. It's 20 years hard time if you get caught.
National Unfriend Day.
Anything over 3,587 Facebook friends tells me you are just a bit too needy.
National Farm Joke Day.
I stole this:
First Dairy Farmer:
My cow fell down a hole and I had to shoot it.
Second Dairy Farmer:
Did you shoot it in the hole?
First Farmer: No, in the head.
National Take a Hike Day.
Created by the National Association of Divorce Lawyers.
National Baqlawa Day.
Can there possibly be anything sweeter?
Public Restroom Hand Dryer Appreciation Day.
There are two two types. One blows a layer of skin off your hands. The other creates a wind similar to the beating of an dead moth's wings.
Birthdays:
Rachel Anne McAdams, 39
RuPaul Andre Charles, 57
Louie De Palma, 73
Martin Charles Scorsese, 75
Please be careful with this one. It's 20 years hard time if you get caught.
National Unfriend Day.
Anything over 3,587 Facebook friends tells me you are just a bit too needy.
National Farm Joke Day.
I stole this:
First Dairy Farmer:
My cow fell down a hole and I had to shoot it.
Second Dairy Farmer:
Did you shoot it in the hole?
First Farmer: No, in the head.
National Take a Hike Day.
Created by the National Association of Divorce Lawyers.
National Baqlawa Day.
Can there possibly be anything sweeter?
Public Restroom Hand Dryer Appreciation Day.
There are two two types. One blows a layer of skin off your hands. The other creates a wind similar to the beating of an dead moth's wings.
Birthdays:
Rachel Anne McAdams, 39
RuPaul Andre Charles, 57
Louie De Palma, 73
Martin Charles Scorsese, 75
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