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johnlreeb
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Drinksgiving.
99% of us are off tomorrow and it's common knowledge that turkey and cranberries cure a hangover, plus Uber was created for days like this.
National Tie One on Day.
No, tie your apron on getting ready for tomorrow's feast and wake up at 4 AM tonight in a panic attack remembering that you forgot to defrost that 30 pound bird.
National Start Your Own Country Day.
So, Whoopi Goldberg, Samuel L. Jackson, Jon Stewart, Chelsea Handler, Al Sharpton, Eddie Griffin, Cher, Amy Schumer, and especially Rosie O'Donnell why are you waiting?
Vaccinium Macrocarpon Relish Day.
Odd, this falls the day before we gorge ourselves with the only dead fowl too fat to fly.
https://youtu.be/QEYyBU7FqZ0
Birthdays:
Scarlett Ingrid Johansson, 33
Mark Alan Ruffalo, 50
Mads Dittmann Mikkelsen, 52
Jamie Lee Curtis, 59
Martina Michele Weymouth, 67
Silvio Manfred Dante, 67
Terrence Vance Gilliam, 77
99% of us are off tomorrow and it's common knowledge that turkey and cranberries cure a hangover, plus Uber was created for days like this.
National Tie One on Day.
No, tie your apron on getting ready for tomorrow's feast and wake up at 4 AM tonight in a panic attack remembering that you forgot to defrost that 30 pound bird.
National Start Your Own Country Day.
So, Whoopi Goldberg, Samuel L. Jackson, Jon Stewart, Chelsea Handler, Al Sharpton, Eddie Griffin, Cher, Amy Schumer, and especially Rosie O'Donnell why are you waiting?
Vaccinium Macrocarpon Relish Day.
Odd, this falls the day before we gorge ourselves with the only dead fowl too fat to fly.
https://youtu.be/QEYyBU7FqZ0Birthdays:
Scarlett Ingrid Johansson, 33
Mark Alan Ruffalo, 50
Mads Dittmann Mikkelsen, 52
Jamie Lee Curtis, 59
Martina Michele Weymouth, 67
Silvio Manfred Dante, 67
Terrence Vance Gilliam, 77
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Best. Episode. Of. WRKP. EVER!0
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