What Day Is It?
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johnlreeb
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National Sardines Day.
Why are they packed in like sardines?
National Day of Listening.
As a single man I can get away with listening to a woman and not hear thing.
Buy Nothing Day.
Celebrating this on Black Friday could cause a crack in the time continuum and revert us back the the stone age or into the future with the Eloi.
National Use Even If Seal Is Broken Day.
Are you brave?
Brownielocks Day, or Big Hair Day.
Brunettes, this is for you. Go for it. Do that big '80s hair thing. Unless you live in Texas where every day is big hair day.
National Flossing Day.
You know who are. Just do it, for a change.
National Sinkie Day.
No plate needed. Fingers work best, or a fork if you're a sissy.
You're Welcomegiving Day.
Makes sense.
Birthdays:
Haley Dunphy, 27
Izzie Stevens, 39
Colin Hanks, 40
Antonia Eugenia Vardalos, 55
Sir William Connolly, 75
Why are they packed in like sardines?
National Day of Listening.
As a single man I can get away with listening to a woman and not hear thing.
Buy Nothing Day.
Celebrating this on Black Friday could cause a crack in the time continuum and revert us back the the stone age or into the future with the Eloi.
National Use Even If Seal Is Broken Day.
Are you brave?
Brownielocks Day, or Big Hair Day.
Brunettes, this is for you. Go for it. Do that big '80s hair thing. Unless you live in Texas where every day is big hair day.
National Flossing Day.
You know who are. Just do it, for a change.
National Sinkie Day.
No plate needed. Fingers work best, or a fork if you're a sissy.
You're Welcomegiving Day.
Makes sense.
Birthdays:
Haley Dunphy, 27
Izzie Stevens, 39
Colin Hanks, 40
Antonia Eugenia Vardalos, 55
Sir William Connolly, 75
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