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johnlreeb
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This is:
National Tie Month.
To celebrate I shall be certain to tie one on multiple times.
National Impaired Driving Prevention Month.
If you text or use your damn cell phone for anything other than a paper weight while driving, may you drive into a marsh and sink into six feet of pond scum surrounded by big spiders.
Safe Toys and Gifts Month.
I'm finding it difficult to find a children's glass blowing kit, but the lawn darts are wrapped and ready for little hands to unwrap.
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International Sweater Vestival.
If you spot anyone wearing a sweater today, It's your moral obligation to use your bump stock automatic assault scissors to render it into a sweater vest.
National Eat a Red Apple Day.
Please be careful. Last year 56 people in Poland died when IPhones got lodged in their throats.
Bifocals at the Monitor Liberation Day.
If you bob your head up down, up down, up down, in out, in out all day in front of your computer screen you are burning calories and therefore able to eat that Wendy's Frosty without fear of gaining.
Faux Fur Friday.
I'm sick of stories about cruel painful traps maiming and killing, making young ones helpless orphans just because some rich *kitten* needs one more polyester to make a coat.
Bartender Appreciation Day.
https://youtu.be/r93R4A3ttuA
Birthdays:
Zoë Isabella Kravitz, 28
Tyler Robert Joseph, 29
Bradford Phillip Delson, 40
Sarah Kate Silverman, 47
Bette Midler, 72
Allan Stewart Konigsberg, 81
Anna Maria Tussaud, 256
National Tie Month.
To celebrate I shall be certain to tie one on multiple times.
National Impaired Driving Prevention Month.
If you text or use your damn cell phone for anything other than a paper weight while driving, may you drive into a marsh and sink into six feet of pond scum surrounded by big spiders.
Safe Toys and Gifts Month.
I'm finding it difficult to find a children's glass blowing kit, but the lawn darts are wrapped and ready for little hands to unwrap.
252525252525652525252525
International Sweater Vestival.
If you spot anyone wearing a sweater today, It's your moral obligation to use your bump stock automatic assault scissors to render it into a sweater vest.
National Eat a Red Apple Day.
Please be careful. Last year 56 people in Poland died when IPhones got lodged in their throats.
Bifocals at the Monitor Liberation Day.
If you bob your head up down, up down, up down, in out, in out all day in front of your computer screen you are burning calories and therefore able to eat that Wendy's Frosty without fear of gaining.
Faux Fur Friday.
I'm sick of stories about cruel painful traps maiming and killing, making young ones helpless orphans just because some rich *kitten* needs one more polyester to make a coat.
Bartender Appreciation Day.
https://youtu.be/r93R4A3ttuABirthdays:
Zoë Isabella Kravitz, 28
Tyler Robert Joseph, 29
Bradford Phillip Delson, 40
Sarah Kate Silverman, 47
Bette Midler, 72
Allan Stewart Konigsberg, 81
Anna Maria Tussaud, 256
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