Holiday Humor for GoaDies

Jimb376mfp
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A bonus humor pill...a little Christmas humor...☺
A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve. The mall was packed with last minute shoppers.
As they walked through the mall, the wife was surprised when she turned around and her husband was nowhere around. She was quite upset because they had a lot of shopping to do.
She was worried and called him on her cell phone to ask him where he was.
In a calm voice, the husband said, "Honey, you remember the jewelry store we went into about 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"
The wife choked up and started to cry and said, "Yes, I remember that jewelry store."
He said, "Well, I'm in the bar right next to it."
A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve. The mall was packed with last minute shoppers.
As they walked through the mall, the wife was surprised when she turned around and her husband was nowhere around. She was quite upset because they had a lot of shopping to do.
She was worried and called him on her cell phone to ask him where he was.
In a calm voice, the husband said, "Honey, you remember the jewelry store we went into about 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"
The wife choked up and started to cry and said, "Yes, I remember that jewelry store."
He said, "Well, I'm in the bar right next to it."
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LOL0
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I'm with @jasper60103 !0
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TOL said, "that's a good way to die."0
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Nice!0
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