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johnlreeb
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International Thank You Day
Thanks a lot! Now go a way and don't let door hit you on your way out.
You're welcome.
National Hot Toddy Day
What the hell is a toddy and why aren't there tepid ones?
International Parity at Work Day
Give everyone the same work load. Open the executive washrooms. Take down the men's and women's signs. Pay everyone the same. Yeah, that'll work, Karl.
National Step in a Puddle and Splash Your Friend Day
Oddly enough, you can do this today in the Midwest in the middle of the coldest month of the year, but hurry and get it done because tonight the puddles won't splash.
Cigarettes are Hazardous to Your Health Day
Really? Tell that to John Wayne, Steve McQueen, Yul Brynner and George Harrison.
Learn Your Name in Morse Code Day
Do they realize Morse Code is only used in old movies?
Birthdays:
Amanda Peet, 46
Mary Jane Blige, 47
Diana Ellen Judd, 72
Thanks a lot! Now go a way and don't let door hit you on your way out.
You're welcome.
National Hot Toddy Day
What the hell is a toddy and why aren't there tepid ones?
International Parity at Work Day
Give everyone the same work load. Open the executive washrooms. Take down the men's and women's signs. Pay everyone the same. Yeah, that'll work, Karl.
National Step in a Puddle and Splash Your Friend Day
Oddly enough, you can do this today in the Midwest in the middle of the coldest month of the year, but hurry and get it done because tonight the puddles won't splash.
Cigarettes are Hazardous to Your Health Day
Really? Tell that to John Wayne, Steve McQueen, Yul Brynner and George Harrison.
Learn Your Name in Morse Code Day
Do they realize Morse Code is only used in old movies?
Birthdays:
Amanda Peet, 46
Mary Jane Blige, 47
Diana Ellen Judd, 72
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