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johnlreeb
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National Peking Duck Day
If it's made in China, it may be frozen, it may not be gluten free, it may not be organic, it may be chicken, it may contain peanuts, it may contain lactose, it may contain artificial flavors, it may contain rat feces, it may be delicious.
National Thesaurus Day
Peter led a truly boring life writing a boring book everyone has used but never read.
National Gourmet Coffee Day
I stole this. Walk proudly into your neighborhood 7-11 and order a “Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet’N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice”
Get to Know Your Customers Day
Show up for Sunday dinner. Stay for Sunday night football. Doze off on their couch. You will get to know them very well.
Women’s Healthy Weight Day
Under absolutely NO circumstances never ever even think about bringing this up with a woman. If a woman asks you about weight, run, run as fast as you can and as far as you can and don't stop until she can't find you.
Birthdays:
Marshall Eriksen, 37
Jonathan Howsmon Davis, 46
Jesse Lamont Watkins, 48
Kevin Michael Costner, 62
If it's made in China, it may be frozen, it may not be gluten free, it may not be organic, it may be chicken, it may contain peanuts, it may contain lactose, it may contain artificial flavors, it may contain rat feces, it may be delicious.
National Thesaurus Day
Peter led a truly boring life writing a boring book everyone has used but never read.
National Gourmet Coffee Day
I stole this. Walk proudly into your neighborhood 7-11 and order a “Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet’N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice”
Get to Know Your Customers Day
Show up for Sunday dinner. Stay for Sunday night football. Doze off on their couch. You will get to know them very well.
Women’s Healthy Weight Day
Under absolutely NO circumstances never ever even think about bringing this up with a woman. If a woman asks you about weight, run, run as fast as you can and as far as you can and don't stop until she can't find you.
Birthdays:
Marshall Eriksen, 37
Jonathan Howsmon Davis, 46
Jesse Lamont Watkins, 48
Kevin Michael Costner, 62
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