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johnlreeb
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Dental Drill Appreciation Day
143 years of whirring noisy pain waiting for those famous words, "OK, spit".
International Customs Day.
People who love fondling the underwear packed neatly in your luggage.
National Spouse's Day
This is it. Both spouses finally get what they each want in life. Nah.
National Peanut Brittle Day
Invented by maxillofacial prosthodontic practitioners.
National Green Juice Day
Enjoy that with your liver, Brussels sprouts, creamed spinach, okra and gizzards casserole.
National Preschool Health and Fitness Day
If your toddler can't do a 4 minute mile, you are a bad parent.
Birthdays:
Ellen Lee DeGeneres, 60
Anita Denise Baker, 60
Edward Lodewijk Van Halen, 63
Robert George Uecker, 83
143 years of whirring noisy pain waiting for those famous words, "OK, spit".
International Customs Day.
People who love fondling the underwear packed neatly in your luggage.
National Spouse's Day
This is it. Both spouses finally get what they each want in life. Nah.
National Peanut Brittle Day
Invented by maxillofacial prosthodontic practitioners.
National Green Juice Day
Enjoy that with your liver, Brussels sprouts, creamed spinach, okra and gizzards casserole.
National Preschool Health and Fitness Day
If your toddler can't do a 4 minute mile, you are a bad parent.
Birthdays:
Ellen Lee DeGeneres, 60
Anita Denise Baker, 60
Edward Lodewijk Van Halen, 63
Robert George Uecker, 83
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