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johnlreeb
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This week is:
Dump Your Significant Jerk Week.
Last chance to get out of Valantine's Day gifts, happenings, and stuff.
International Networking Week.
A week devoted to bad bar pick up lines, hook ups and one nighters.
National Patient Recognition Week.
Celebrated in China by making knock offs with badly translated instructions. “Please choosing the suitable position at random, to match with the ear-part of Adapter”.
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This is:
National Chocolate Fondue Day
There's nothing like molten chocolate searing a layer of skin off the roof of your mouth.
World Nutella Day.
The Spam of spreads. Does anyone know for sure what's in it?
Shower With a Friend Day.
You will not conserve water. The shower will take longer. The mirrors will steam up to the point of running water. Some people will not feel clean. Your friendship may metastasize.
National Weatherperson's Day.
Did you ever notice that weathermen are average looking or worse, but weatherwomen are hot?
Western Monarch Day.
Six tiny Tony Lama's, one mini Stetson, a saddled cockroach, and a butterfly singing "Back in the Saddle Again".
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Birthdays:
Sara Lynn Evans, 47
Michael Andrew McKagan, 54
Jennifer Leigh Morrow, 56
Timothy Meadows, 57
Nigel Tufnel, 70
Henry Louis Aaron, 84
Dump Your Significant Jerk Week.
Last chance to get out of Valantine's Day gifts, happenings, and stuff.
International Networking Week.
A week devoted to bad bar pick up lines, hook ups and one nighters.
National Patient Recognition Week.
Celebrated in China by making knock offs with badly translated instructions. “Please choosing the suitable position at random, to match with the ear-part of Adapter”.
0505050505050505056050505
This is:
National Chocolate Fondue Day
There's nothing like molten chocolate searing a layer of skin off the roof of your mouth.
World Nutella Day.
The Spam of spreads. Does anyone know for sure what's in it?
Shower With a Friend Day.
You will not conserve water. The shower will take longer. The mirrors will steam up to the point of running water. Some people will not feel clean. Your friendship may metastasize.
National Weatherperson's Day.
Did you ever notice that weathermen are average looking or worse, but weatherwomen are hot?
Western Monarch Day.
Six tiny Tony Lama's, one mini Stetson, a saddled cockroach, and a butterfly singing "Back in the Saddle Again".
0505050505050505050650505050
Birthdays:
Sara Lynn Evans, 47
Michael Andrew McKagan, 54
Jennifer Leigh Morrow, 56
Timothy Meadows, 57
Nigel Tufnel, 70
Henry Louis Aaron, 84
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