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johnlreeb
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National Bagel and Lox Day.
Boiled bread dough with fish bacon, onion, and white cheese butter.
Read in the Bathtub Day.
This is best done naked, in warm water (hot bubbled if you are a woman), using a book made of paper pages with printed words connected into a story...unless you're drunk. Then you are fully clothed covered in vomit with a wet kindle.
National Toothache Day.
You told your dentist you've brushed after every meal, before bed, second thing after getting out of bed in the morning. You've gone through 16 miles of floss and 12 gallons of mouthwash since your last dental exam 14 years ago and you still have a cavity in one of your 17 remaining teeth.
Chocolate Day.
Beach Woman!
Chocolate covered thick cut hickory smoked bacon for breakfast, anyone?
National Pizza Day.
In Chicago this day is sacred because, of course, pizza anywhere else is just dough covered with Ragu, Cheez Whiz, and mystery meat.
National Develop Alternative Vices Day.
I don't know if I still have room for another one, but what the hell.
Birthdays:
Thomas William Hiddleston, 36
María de Lourdes Villiers Farrow, 73
Judith Ellen Licht, 73
Joseph Frank Pesci, 74
Carol Joan Klein, 76
Boiled bread dough with fish bacon, onion, and white cheese butter.
Read in the Bathtub Day.
This is best done naked, in warm water (hot bubbled if you are a woman), using a book made of paper pages with printed words connected into a story...unless you're drunk. Then you are fully clothed covered in vomit with a wet kindle.
National Toothache Day.
You told your dentist you've brushed after every meal, before bed, second thing after getting out of bed in the morning. You've gone through 16 miles of floss and 12 gallons of mouthwash since your last dental exam 14 years ago and you still have a cavity in one of your 17 remaining teeth.
Chocolate Day.
Beach Woman!
Chocolate covered thick cut hickory smoked bacon for breakfast, anyone?
National Pizza Day.
In Chicago this day is sacred because, of course, pizza anywhere else is just dough covered with Ragu, Cheez Whiz, and mystery meat.
National Develop Alternative Vices Day.
I don't know if I still have room for another one, but what the hell.
Birthdays:
Thomas William Hiddleston, 36
María de Lourdes Villiers Farrow, 73
Judith Ellen Licht, 73
Joseph Frank Pesci, 74
Carol Joan Klein, 76
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