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johnlreeb
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This week is:
Love a Mensch Week.
Isn't mensch the plural passed participle nounal verbiage of men?
International Flirting Week.
Go ahead. Your spouse won't mind. Everyone gets a hall pass this one week.
Jell-O Week.
Fill the bathtub. Get in. Enjoy. Make it jiggle. Feel it's warm caress. Good luck getting it to drain.
Random Acts of Kindness Week.
In America this has been replaced with Hate Everyone Week Because we hate ______.
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National Plum Pudding Day.
British fruit cake. Those silly Brits, it contains no plums and it's not pudding.
Clean Out Your Computer Day.
Bread crumbs in the keyboard, jelly on the monitor, dust bunnies on the tower, hand oil on the mouse, Porn Hub on the thumb drive, email on the not so legal server? Clean it. Clean it good.
International Darwin Day.
Without him we would have no clue as to why apples fall from trees.
National Lost Penny Day.
It warms my heart and brings a tear to my eye when I see a home for lost pennies next to a cash register.
Oatmeal Monday.
Sorry, I'm not young enough nor old enough to eat it.
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Birthdays:
Christina Ricci, 38
Josh James Brolin, 50
Arsenio Hall, 62
Maggie Seaver, 65
Michael McDonald, 66
Love a Mensch Week.
Isn't mensch the plural passed participle nounal verbiage of men?
International Flirting Week.
Go ahead. Your spouse won't mind. Everyone gets a hall pass this one week.
Jell-O Week.
Fill the bathtub. Get in. Enjoy. Make it jiggle. Feel it's warm caress. Good luck getting it to drain.
Random Acts of Kindness Week.
In America this has been replaced with Hate Everyone Week Because we hate ______.
2121212121212121232121211
National Plum Pudding Day.
British fruit cake. Those silly Brits, it contains no plums and it's not pudding.
Clean Out Your Computer Day.
Bread crumbs in the keyboard, jelly on the monitor, dust bunnies on the tower, hand oil on the mouse, Porn Hub on the thumb drive, email on the not so legal server? Clean it. Clean it good.
International Darwin Day.
Without him we would have no clue as to why apples fall from trees.
National Lost Penny Day.
It warms my heart and brings a tear to my eye when I see a home for lost pennies next to a cash register.
Oatmeal Monday.
Sorry, I'm not young enough nor old enough to eat it.
212121212121213121212121211
Birthdays:
Christina Ricci, 38
Josh James Brolin, 50
Arsenio Hall, 62
Maggie Seaver, 65
Michael McDonald, 66
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Little known fact -- I have partied with Michael McDonald
We were both much younger. 1
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