What Day Is It?
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johnlreeb
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Get a Different Name Day.
The FBI, IRS, CIA, SSA, ICE, TSA, State Police, Sheriffs, Local Police and Crossing Guards hate this day.
Paczki Day.
No. It's pronounced poonchkey, or jelly filled doughnut in the majority of America.
National Tortellini Day.
Why did someone in Emilia decide to make pasta look like an innie, and why is this an American holiday?
Madly In Love With Me Day.
Created for women to lavish themselves with love in preparation of being lavished with love.
Desperation Day.
It's pretty much too late now. So just give up. You're never going to find that one special him/her. So open that heart shaped box of fattening and dig in.
Extraterrestrial Culture Day.
I say if they don't want to learn American ways, send 'em back home. Don't go into their 7-11's.
International Natural Day.
Everyone will admire the natural you. No make-up, no shower, no soap, no bath, no comb, no tooth brush, no shave, no deodorant, no synthetics. Good luck with that.
Birthdays:
Henry Lawrence Garfield, 56
Peter Brian Gabriel, 68
Gerald Norman Springer, 73
Susan Antonia Williams Stockard, 74
Peter Halsten Thorkelson, 76
Marilyn Pauline Novak, 85
The FBI, IRS, CIA, SSA, ICE, TSA, State Police, Sheriffs, Local Police and Crossing Guards hate this day.
Paczki Day.
No. It's pronounced poonchkey, or jelly filled doughnut in the majority of America.
National Tortellini Day.
Why did someone in Emilia decide to make pasta look like an innie, and why is this an American holiday?
Madly In Love With Me Day.
Created for women to lavish themselves with love in preparation of being lavished with love.
Desperation Day.
It's pretty much too late now. So just give up. You're never going to find that one special him/her. So open that heart shaped box of fattening and dig in.
Extraterrestrial Culture Day.
I say if they don't want to learn American ways, send 'em back home. Don't go into their 7-11's.
International Natural Day.
Everyone will admire the natural you. No make-up, no shower, no soap, no bath, no comb, no tooth brush, no shave, no deodorant, no synthetics. Good luck with that.
Birthdays:
Henry Lawrence Garfield, 56
Peter Brian Gabriel, 68
Gerald Norman Springer, 73
Susan Antonia Williams Stockard, 74
Peter Halsten Thorkelson, 76
Marilyn Pauline Novak, 85
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