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johnlreeb
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National Pi Day.
Please, all of you math geeks, try to keep it sane this year. We don't need every traffic circle brought to a halt while you figure it's area. We don't need every Target logo measured. We don't want every plate in the buffet measured. A doughnut is just a doughnut. We don't care how much area it consumes. Most important point today; lay off the wine fizzes.
Save a Spider Day.
No.
National Potato Chip Day.
For all of you dieters out there, it's OK to open that Party Size bag of chips, but you can only eat one today.
Registered Dietitian Nutritionist Day.
If McDonald's were to hire one, we be hooked on air baked oil free kale fries with our quarter pound McSoy burgers. Nah.
International Ask A Question Day.
Is there any answer when a woman asks if her pants make her a55 look big?
International Ask a Question Day.
https://youtu.be/sShMA85pv8M
Birthdays:
Simone Arianne Biles, 21
Kono Kalakaua, 43
William Edward Crystal, 70
Maurice Joseph Micklewhite Jr. 85
Quincy Delight Jones Jr. 85
Please, all of you math geeks, try to keep it sane this year. We don't need every traffic circle brought to a halt while you figure it's area. We don't need every Target logo measured. We don't want every plate in the buffet measured. A doughnut is just a doughnut. We don't care how much area it consumes. Most important point today; lay off the wine fizzes.
Save a Spider Day.
No.
National Potato Chip Day.
For all of you dieters out there, it's OK to open that Party Size bag of chips, but you can only eat one today.
Registered Dietitian Nutritionist Day.
If McDonald's were to hire one, we be hooked on air baked oil free kale fries with our quarter pound McSoy burgers. Nah.
International Ask A Question Day.
Is there any answer when a woman asks if her pants make her a55 look big?
International Ask a Question Day.
https://youtu.be/sShMA85pv8MBirthdays:
Simone Arianne Biles, 21
Kono Kalakaua, 43
William Edward Crystal, 70
Maurice Joseph Micklewhite Jr. 85
Quincy Delight Jones Jr. 85
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