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johnlreeb
Posts: 637 Member
This is:
National Act Happy Week.
It's only 7 days, Sad Sack. So cinch it up, breathe, grin and bare it, put on another act, let your hair down, stop being a pain in the a55 to the rest of the world, get back in the saddle, bite the bullet, get that chip off your shoulder, and most of all stop using those cliches.
National Fix a Leak Week.
DC needs thousands of plumbers to accomplish this.
National Button Week.
Does anyone ever use those spare buttons?
American Chocolate Week.
Beachwoman!!!
Does this include white chocolate?
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National Chocolate Caramel Day.
Zero calories today.
National Poultry Day.
If THEY make fake bird burgers and fake bird sausage, why don't THEY also make fake pork wings and fake boneless skinless beef breasts for real people?
International Client's Day.
This is the one day honest lawyers are free... if you can find an honest one.
Let's Laugh Day.
Yes, honest lawyer.
Goddess of Fertility Day.
She can pop up when you least expect her.
1919191981919191919191919
Birthdays:
John McClane, Sr. 63
Glenda Veronica Close, 70
Clarence Henry II, 81
https://youtu.be/wmImNmdUDcI
National Act Happy Week.
It's only 7 days, Sad Sack. So cinch it up, breathe, grin and bare it, put on another act, let your hair down, stop being a pain in the a55 to the rest of the world, get back in the saddle, bite the bullet, get that chip off your shoulder, and most of all stop using those cliches.
National Fix a Leak Week.
DC needs thousands of plumbers to accomplish this.
National Button Week.
Does anyone ever use those spare buttons?
American Chocolate Week.
Beachwoman!!!
Does this include white chocolate?
19191911919181919191919
National Chocolate Caramel Day.
Zero calories today.
National Poultry Day.
If THEY make fake bird burgers and fake bird sausage, why don't THEY also make fake pork wings and fake boneless skinless beef breasts for real people?
International Client's Day.
This is the one day honest lawyers are free... if you can find an honest one.
Let's Laugh Day.
Yes, honest lawyer.
Goddess of Fertility Day.
She can pop up when you least expect her.
1919191981919191919191919
Birthdays:
John McClane, Sr. 63
Glenda Veronica Close, 70
Clarence Henry II, 81
https://youtu.be/wmImNmdUDcI0
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