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johnlreeb
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April is:
Alcohol Awareness Month.
I try to be aware every evening at least once.
Confederate History Month.
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Workplace Conflict Awareness Month.
That person in the next cubicle who drives your nuts? This is the day for a left hook.
National Facial Protection Month.
Keep a careful eye on that person in the next cubicle.
National Card and Letter Writing Month.
It's not too late to explain to today's grammar school children what those are.
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This week is:
International Pooper Scooper Week.
You have a dog. BUY ONE!
Laugh at Work Week.
A great week of annoying practical jokes.
NanoDays.
NanoDays is an annual, nationwide festival of educational programs about nanoscale science. Now if that doesn't get your juices flowing?
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Today is:
Dingus Day.
Ladies, be careful. Be very careful.
National Ferret Day.
Have you gone to a shelter to adopt a rescue Jill or Hob?
National Love Your Produce Manager Day.
First, make sure he/she is not married.
Peeps Day,
Haven't you already had enough yesterday?
Reconciliation Day.
Lawyers hate today.
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Birthdays:
Michael Fassbender, 41
Robert Clark Gregg, 56
Christopher Peter Meloni, 57
Henrietta Lange, 73
Alcohol Awareness Month.
I try to be aware every evening at least once.
Confederate History Month.
HTTP 404 file not found.
Workplace Conflict Awareness Month.
That person in the next cubicle who drives your nuts? This is the day for a left hook.
National Facial Protection Month.
Keep a careful eye on that person in the next cubicle.
National Card and Letter Writing Month.
It's not too late to explain to today's grammar school children what those are.
2222222222322222222222
This week is:
International Pooper Scooper Week.
You have a dog. BUY ONE!
Laugh at Work Week.
A great week of annoying practical jokes.
NanoDays.
NanoDays is an annual, nationwide festival of educational programs about nanoscale science. Now if that doesn't get your juices flowing?
222222222222223222222
Today is:
Dingus Day.
Ladies, be careful. Be very careful.
National Ferret Day.
Have you gone to a shelter to adopt a rescue Jill or Hob?
National Love Your Produce Manager Day.
First, make sure he/she is not married.
Peeps Day,
Haven't you already had enough yesterday?
Reconciliation Day.
Lawyers hate today.
222222222322222222222
Birthdays:
Michael Fassbender, 41
Robert Clark Gregg, 56
Christopher Peter Meloni, 57
Henrietta Lange, 73
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